One thing is for sure: God is one efficient dude. After he created man, he needed more drama, so to torment man and tease him, to embarass man and please him, to give him something to live for and a reason to hate living, to show him love and make him feel its agony, to make him act like a fool and convince him that it was all worth it- he created woman.

Yeah, it's a week early, but that's all you get. Happy Valentines Day.